Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Jesus tomb discovered.

So says Hollywood director James Cameron in a new documentary due to air on Discovery Channel:

Jesus had a son named Judah and was buried alongside Mary Magdalene, according to a new documentary by Hollywood film director James Cameron.
The film examines a tomb found near Jerusalem in 1980 which producers say belonged to Jesus and his family.

But archaeologists and theologians are skeptic and claim the evidence provided by Mr. Cameron is unfounded and circumstantial:

Archaeologists said that the burial cave was probably that of a Jewish family with similar names to that of Jesus.

As for the Church's reaction? Well it was quick to deny the claims and attacking Mr. Cameron's credibility and motives:

"I don't think that Christians are going to buy into this," Pfann said. "But skeptics, in general, would like to see something that pokes holes into the story that so many people hold dear."

"They just want to get money for it"

That's it? No calls for beheading or slaying or any violence? So how can they show their love and commitment to Jesus? Christians must be real pussies.


Egypt stops pro-militant Iraq TV

Egyptian government owned Nilesat says it was taken off air because it broadcast on frequencies which interfered with other channels, but the owner of AL-Zawraa TV calls it bowing to American pressure and he is planning to sue Egypt:

Egypt has stopped the transmission of a private Iraqi TV station which glorifies the Sunni insurgency in Iraq.
The United States has privately asked the Egyptian authorities to stop al-Zawraa which is carried on Nilesat - a government-owned TV satellite.

Either ways it's about time.


And the Oscar goes to


Monday, February 26, 2007

3 French travelers slain in Saudi desert

OH my god:

Three French travelers were killed by gunmen Monday in the Saudi Arabian desert when they stopped their car to rest on the side of a road leading to the holy city of Medina in an area restricted to Muslims only.

These people are dead serious.


Anti-Shi'te Convention?

Turkey is denying that a seven nation convention currently undergoing in Turkey is aimed against Iran or Shi'tes.

So what are seven heavy weight Sunni nations including: Turkey, Egypt, KSA, Pakistan, Indonesia, Malaysia and Jordan discussing?

Probably climate change.


Cairo sees its first female only Cafe

(H/T) Memz.

I don't see anything wrong with that, The US has exclusive Gay and Lesbian Pubs.


Saturday, February 24, 2007

Palestinian brothers

So the Egyptian police detained a would-be Palestinian suicide bomber crossing from the
Gaza Strip and planning to blow himself up among Israeli tourists in a south Sinai resort.
Another Palestinians were also held in Sinai, these were to guide the would-be bomber to the targeted resort.

Couple of days later, Egyptian security forces discovered a tonne of explosives "TNT" near the Gaza border.

This is not the first time Palestinians were linked to terrorist activities within Sinai, they cannot pursue Israelis in their own territory so they go after them in Sinai which is popular among Israeli holiday makers.

So our Palestinian brothers will have no regard to the Egyptian lives that might be lost nor the economic strain and the Egyptian jobs that would go, no all this is a side issue, the main issue here is to kill the Jews.

And to think that there are actual voices in Egypt calling to wage war against Israel to protect our Palestinian brothers and all the people who hail the suicide bombing technique, well we were about to get a taste of the medicine.
But the worst thing is that if god forbids this suicide bomber was successful, there would have been actually Egyptian people who are quit content saying that the Jews got what they deserved, but what about the innocent Egyptians? Well they were wrong in the first place to go to serve the Jews.

To these people I say, if you hate the Jews and care for the Palestinians, please take your friends or brothers and go fight your own damn holy war in the real battle zone, you chicken shit.


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

U.S. Navy to Monitor Egyptian Ports


The U.S. and Egypt have signed a cooperation protocol allowing the U.S. Navy to monitor Egyptian ports to prevent them from being used for smuggling nuclear or radioactive material. The protocol allows CIA agents to install highly sensitive instruments in Egyptian ports.


Egyptian Official to Egyptians: Go to Palestine to Defend Al-Aqsa

Didn't I just said that?

Either Mr. Safwat Al-Sharif reads this blog, or the people at the NDP finally had enough and decided to expose the high voices of die hard jihadists by depriving them of their only excuse not to go defend Al-Aqsa:

According to the Egyptian daily Al-Masryoon, Egyptian Shoura Council Chairman Safwat Al-Sharif said during a council session yesterday that the door was open to Egyptians to volunteer to go to Palestine to defend Al-Aqsa Mosque.

Smart move.


Monday, February 19, 2007

Canadian inputs needed

Shock doesn't even begin to describe what I felt after reading this:

Fully 12% of Muslim Canadians polled by Environics said the alleged terrorist plot -- that included kidnapping and beheading the prime minister and blowing up Parliament and the CBC -- was justified.

Canadian readers please tell me that this is just not true.


Saudi Fatwa: Women Forbidden from Going Online Without Male Guide

Sick sick sick bastards.


Sunday, February 18, 2007

Why all guys should date in Parallel

I'm not saying so, Electric diagrams do!

So to avoid having this:

You go like this:

Go read the whole experiment, pure genius.

Thanks man I finally saw the light.


Friday, February 16, 2007

Wishful thinking

Here here.

On Hymen restoration.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hypocrisy at its best:

The grand Mufti of Egypt issued a Fatwa allowing unmarried girls to undergo a Hymen restoration operation prior to their marriage for whatever reason they lost their virginity for.
Moreover he instructed girls who committed adultery not to tell their fiances about it and the same applies to married women who commits adultery while they were married!
The reason??? To protect family unity!!!!

Deception? No no nothing like that it's just easier this way, I mean why face the problem by admitting the truth when there is another way around.

People say it's an invitation for women to sleep around before and after marriage, but these people forget something, that women who commits adultery should be stoned under Shari'a laws, so they are not totally of the hook.

So if I got things right, women should be stoned then restore their Hymen so the future husband would not know so will have no choice in the matter and thus protecting the family unity!!!

Anyway, Egyptian Gynaecologists rejoice, you're about to become very rich.


Welcome Starbucks

Had my first cup of Starbucks Coffee in Egypt today.
Damn, it's good.


Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Eyptian MP "Israel should be Nuked"

On Monday, the Egyptian parliament produced one of the best performances of the season sparked by the excavation work Israel is currently undergoing near Al-Aqsa mosque, with one of the MPs actually calling to nuke Israel to wipe it out of existence:

"That cursed Israel is trying to destroy al-Aqsa mosque," Mohammed el-Katatny of President Hosni Mubarak's National Democratic Party (NDP) told a heated parliament session held to discuss the Israeli digging.
"Nothing will work with Israel except for a nuclear bomb that wipes it out of existence," he said.

But the respectful MP would not elaborate how he is planning to nuke Israel, with us struggling just to pick up a place to build our first nuclear reactor (peaceful by the way) while Israel almost confirmed owning a nuclear bomb!!

But other MPs were much moderate with their demands (i.e. less hilarious) which ranged from the withdrawal from the Camp David treaty to kicking the Israeli ambassador's ass out of Egypt.
And as it is always the case is such situations the inevitable question was asked "where are the Arabic armies?" (again by that everybody means where is the Egyptian army?)
One of the MBs literally asked the government to allow the MBs to wage Jihad against the Jewish state, saying they are perfectly capable of wiping it out!

I would like to cease this opportunity to plea with the government or the president to do exactly that. Please allow the people who are willing for Jihad against Israel to do so, gather them in a recruiting center and deprive them of their Egyptian nationality and load them up by the buses to the Gaza border where they could be smuggled through tunnels along with their weapons and forget about them, and lets stop the talk of Egyptian army or Jihad against Israel once and for all, period.

Something tells me these buses will be painfully empty.


Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Uncircumcised pupils sent home!!

Not Joking here:

A Kenyan secondary school has sent home 20 boys because they were not circumcised, saying it feared they would be bullied by other students.

Just a quick question, anybody of you guys had to show his penis before admitting to his new secondary school?



Apologies for the light blogging, just getting over the shock of Statler actually meeting a spy. Man I wish I had the opportunity.
Anyway, let's go.


Tuesday, February 06, 2007

What the ****

Egyptian authorities unveiled last Saturday the arrest of an Egyptian-Canadian man with the charge of spying for the state of Israel as one of a four members spy ring, the other three are Israelis:

High State Security Prosecutor Hisham Badawi said the Egyptian, Mohamed Essam Ghoneim el-Attar, 31, had been arrested and charged. The rest of the suspected spy ring, who are in Turkey and Canada, were charged in absentia.

And now to the reason I'm cursing out loud:
Yesterday, on the front page of the largest distributed state controlled daily newspaper Al-ahram we were faced with the following headline " The Spy began the treason by changing his religion!"
As it turned out to be that in 2002, Mohamed el-Attar (the alleged spy) went to a Catholic church in Turkey and converted to Christianity and became Joseph el-Attar.
And to further discredit the guy, the paper states that he is gay, and that was one of the reasons for him to leave Egypt and seek asylum.
Now let's observe for the moment the message the state media is releasing to the mass, the way I see it it is one or more of the following:

- People who convert their religion are now considered as traitors!
- Anyone who converts to Christianity is on the fast track to become a spy.
- Muslims are incapable of committing such act so the guy had to change his religion first.
- Christians are not loyal to their homeland and therefor can not be trusted.
- People who convert to Christianity must be gays!!!

Again, what the ****