I don't want to do this.

I have no idea what is going on but I will answer them anyway.
SECTION 1 - Last 1s?

1. last beverage? Manzana Verdi
2. last phone call? Customer
3. last instant message? Cousin
4. last CD played? CD, do people still use this
5. last time you cried? last night.
6. last text message? some one special.

Section 2 - 6 Have You Evers:

1. dated someone twice? No
2. been cheated on? No
3. kissed someone & regretted it? No.
4. lost someone special? Many
5. been depressed? Define derpressed
6. been drunk and threw up? Almost drunk but no threw up.

Section 3 - List 3 Favourite Colors
1. Blue 2. Green 3. Red

Section 4 - This month have you

1. Made a new friend? Almost everyday but what is friend.
2. Fallen out of love? I want to get into first.
3. Laughed until you cried? This is usually how it ends.
4. Met someone who changed your life? Everyone I meet changes my life in a way.
5. Found out who your true friends were? Were
6. Is there something you want to tell someone? Please think.
7. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? HA.
8. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? On line ones counted
9. How many kids do you want to have? Do I have to get married first.
10. Do you have any pets? Not real one though
11. Do you wanna change your name? Yes.
12. What did you do for your last birthday? Bought chocolate while in Paris airport.
13. What time did you wake up today? 7:45 am
14.What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching Videocast
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for? Peace in me.
16. Last time you saw your father? I have been seeing him in my subconscious for the last 4 years.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? If I even change that one, there will be another one.
18.What are you listening to right now? A talk show that shows the democracy at its best in a civilized country.
19. Have you ever talked to Tom? Jerry always answered the phone.
21. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? Would email and IM be considered behind a back talk (Walter, you hardly do that!!!!)
22. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? No comment
23. Who’s getting on your nerves right now? this long list of questions.
24. Most visited webpage? Google Reader.
25. Coke or Pepsi? Many years since I tried either of them.
26. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? Nope :-(
27. Mac or PC? Linux

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