Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Eyptian MP "Israel should be Nuked"

On Monday, the Egyptian parliament produced one of the best performances of the season sparked by the excavation work Israel is currently undergoing near Al-Aqsa mosque, with one of the MPs actually calling to nuke Israel to wipe it out of existence:

"That cursed Israel is trying to destroy al-Aqsa mosque," Mohammed el-Katatny of President Hosni Mubarak's National Democratic Party (NDP) told a heated parliament session held to discuss the Israeli digging.
"Nothing will work with Israel except for a nuclear bomb that wipes it out of existence," he said.


But the respectful MP would not elaborate how he is planning to nuke Israel, with us struggling just to pick up a place to build our first nuclear reactor (peaceful by the way) while Israel almost confirmed owning a nuclear bomb!!

But other MPs were much moderate with their demands (i.e. less hilarious) which ranged from the withdrawal from the Camp David treaty to kicking the Israeli ambassador's ass out of Egypt.
And as it is always the case is such situations the inevitable question was asked "where are the Arabic armies?" (again by that everybody means where is the Egyptian army?)
One of the MBs literally asked the government to allow the MBs to wage Jihad against the Jewish state, saying they are perfectly capable of wiping it out!

I would like to cease this opportunity to plea with the government or the president to do exactly that. Please allow the people who are willing for Jihad against Israel to do so, gather them in a recruiting center and deprive them of their Egyptian nationality and load them up by the buses to the Gaza border where they could be smuggled through tunnels along with their weapons and forget about them, and lets stop the talk of Egyptian army or Jihad against Israel once and for all, period.

Something tells me these buses will be painfully empty.

Waldorf

1 comment:

Statler & Waldorf said...

Actually Egypter this is a mistake done by the Haaretz people.
As I beleive This Katatny dude (the one quoted by Haaretz) is the the speaker for the MBs in the parliament.

Not that it really matters.

Waldorf